Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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