maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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