I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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