shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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