so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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