I think i sorta joined a cult last night
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
