But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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