think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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