Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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