I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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