On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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