I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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