I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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