Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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