Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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