Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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