You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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