I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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