And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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