The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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