I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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