BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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