Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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