well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You need Xanax blowdarts
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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