In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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