The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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