So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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