1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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