YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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