I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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