BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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