Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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