singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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