i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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