is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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