Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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