Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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