I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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