you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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