I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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