The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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