There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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