I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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