Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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