How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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