PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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