we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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