Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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