Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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