you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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