i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He better not be in your backpack
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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