I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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