I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
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