It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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