Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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